Buster Merryfield,

Uncle Albert

The Rev and RH

Ian Paisley, MP

John Everett,

General Nuisance

Sir John Ward,

ex-Ground Curator

Duncan Goodhew, Olympic swimmer

Jose Mourinho,

Manager, Inter Milan

Andy Lockyer

Batting Coach

Paul Le Ford, ADCC Envoy to Hungary

Tim Nice but Dim,

Harry Enfield

Kryton,

Red Dwarf

Mark Copson,

Jolly good chep

Shaun Calladine

1st XI skipper

Andy Caddick,

ex-England

Wilfrid Brambell,

Albert Steptoe

John Stockbridge (69),

Head of Security

Matt Gilray,

Enforcer

Davros,

Leader of the Daleks

Kepler Wessels,

ex-South Africa

Ray Clay,

President of the

ADCC Ornithologists

James Carroll, Slogger and

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