WIFE DEFENDS 'INNOCENT' DA VINO [22/04/08 15:52:44]

There have been some shocking new developments in the Da Vino fraud story (eclusively featured on the ADCC website). An outraged Mrs Welton flew back from Canada determined to clear her husband's good name.

Flanked by her barrister John Sockbridge (BA (Hons) (Monkwick) LLB) and Ferry Road's most famous private dick Andy Wynkel, she gave an impromtu press conference on the steps of the post office earlier today.

"That old duffer Everett should be very careful about throwing scurrilous accusations around regarding my poor hardworking husband. Mr Wynkel has already uncovered evidence hidden in Sonya's bush that leads us to believe that the currency was in fact South African Rand and was in fact being used for some nefarious deal in Durban!" she expostulated.

Stockbridge (pictured right) a man with little success so far in legal circles added, "We've also issued a writ against the ADCC website editor and certain members of the five o'clock club over the matter of Mr Weltons age being reported as 50 plus."

He reambled on, "That w****r Paget should be thinking of his own mortality. Mr Wynkel here, has found evidence that Langenhoe Party Planners Inc have been retained to provide the festivities for a certain Mr Paget's own 50th birthday celebrations in December! F***ing hypocrite!, he's nearly as old as me"!