| Item | Description | Price | Seller |
| Half pack of specially forumlated plasters designed to give relief from blisters obtained when giving oneself relief. | £0.99 | Paul Johnson | |
| Poop scoop; no longer needed following new Council orders outlawing dogs at The Brow, to be enforced by Turd Prevention Officers. | £4.99 | John Stockbridge | |
| Christening present, never given because purchaser decided to swan off to Yarmouth and shun invite to party upsetting the other attendees. | £9.99 | John Ward | |
| A wide selection of garden tools available for quick collection from Fingringhoe address. Discretion essential as owners will soon return from holiday. | £2.99 each | Greenstead Garden Clearance Company | |
| Last few tablets from a jumbo size packet of the world's favourite bowel blocker. Our Treasurer did not find them terribly effective! | £1.99 | John Everett | |
| Old boiler available FOC to collection cusomer. She made such a noise, her previous owner couldn't get any sleep except downstairs in his armchair. | FoC | John Ward |
