CHAIRMAN EMERGES FROM CLOSET [19/08/07 06:13:07]

There are some that probably felt that there was a darker, sinister side to chairman Simon Swinn than the charming, modest front that he usually displays whilst in the presence of club members.

However, the website has recently received some pictures from an ‘anonymous source’ that shed a disturbing light on our supremo. It is conceivable that, at some point in our lives, most of us have "cross-dressed" on occasions. However, for the vast majority, this behaviour probably ended when we left the infants!

Not so, with our illustrious leader who scored almost 22,000 runs including a shed load of centuries for the club. Soon to reach his own half century, it has emerged that Swinny has a fetish for wearing wife Sara’s clothes as can be seen from the stills sneakily taken during a recent ‘coming out’ party.

Head of Security John Stockbridge (68) described the revellation as “disgusting” and called for Swinn to resign from his lofty position adding “he should be ashamed of himself, its just not right.” It is certainly not a pretty sight at all and you will doubtless form your own opinions.