HERCULEAN RUN FEATS [19/06/07 08:23:02]

Paul Johnson recently issued an apology after his selfish act of merely running a three with his skipper Marc Fox which nearly resulted in medical attention being required. Following this, Daniel Woodrow somehow managed to complete an all-run four, although it is understood that this event was timed with a calendar as opposed to a stopwatch.

However, both of these 'feats' have been surpassed by the unlikely partnership of Fosker and Savill (sound like Estate Agents) who ran a ludicrous five last weekend. Just what the fielding side were doing beggars belief!

Working on an assumption of their considerable combined weight, it can be roughly calculated that the effort required to transport their grossly rotund frames over this distance would be in the region of 640,000 joules of energy. This eqautes to a consumption of around 27 Mars Bars!

The call has now been made for Ben Woodrow, a champion only when it somes to sedentary activities, to pick up the gauntlet by running a six and dampen down the flames of FB discrimination when it comes to 'non boundary' runs!