BADGER'S TALKING BUDGERIGAR [15/06/07 05:33:18]

It is rumoured that the club's senior professional Barry 'The Crossword' Ball (pictured below; he's the one on the left) has an incredible talking budgerigar. Even more incredible is that third bid (pictured below) speaks a language that Badger is sure that only he understands.

As one of his close team mates has pointed out, Badger is the not the only member of the ADCC membership guilty of talking total b***cks, many have been highly fluent for a number of years!

With Secretary Ray Clay having displayed a liking for culinary dishes involving the less obvious avian breeds, Badger would do well to keep his feathered friend safely locked away!