PERCY PIG ABDUCTED AGAIN [26/05/07 12:31:01]

The Pig family are again in the news. Both Percy and twin brother Perry (seen right) have been the subject of pignapping attempts in recent weeks and now Percy has gone missing again. Family friend Arthur Bacon said from his sty this morning, "The mother is absolutely devastated, she turned her streaky back for only a few seconds to look for swill and now Percy has been taken from her. She is pig sick and too upset to speak to the media".

Head of Secret Police John Stockbridge was again unavailable for comment as he was investigating a spate of abandoned scrap vehicles left on the club grounds. However, it is understood that this afternoon he will be looking at CCTV footage in an attempt to gain a lead. Anybody with any inormation is requested to contact club officials urgently.