Barry Manilow,

Singer-songwriter

Jack Douglas,

Carry-On comedian

Ben Woodrow,

Tea Gannet

Matt 'Mandy' Desborough,

Whinger-songwriter

Phil 'The Power' Taylor,

Darts legend

Peter Ebdon,

former World Snooker champion

Paul Johnson, Slogger, Buffoon and Legend in his own lunchbox

Mike Kettle,

House prisoner

A tortoise

Shaun Slater,

East End bad boy

John Stockbridge,

General Factotum

Steve Snell,

Golf Bandit

Adrian Chiles,

One Presenter

Sam the Eagle,

Muppet

Ashley Edwards,

Chauffeur to the stars

John Ward,

Legend

Zinedine Zidane,

French headbutter

Chalres Clarke,

MP for Narridge

Bob Scott, Senior Head Groundsman

Daniel Stumbles,

Elusive Antipodean