Ernie Els,

Mr Smoothswing

Dafydd, The Only Gay in the Village

Michael Abrey,

Seemingly not gay

Ashley Edwards,

Number 11

Kung Fu Panda,

Superhero

Robin Gibb,

Bee Gee

Mark Paget,

Dietician

Dave Digby,

DangerousYoghurteer

Ray Reardon,

Dracularian snooker star

Brendan Fraser,

Actor

Richard Moxon,

Nearly as posh as Copson

Dave Booker,

Brother of 'Mike The Terrible'

Mick McCarthy,

Manager of Wolves

Ernest Penfold,

from Dangermouse

Steve Whitfield,

Slow bowler, slower runner

Paul Welton,

Woodpecker and beer supplier

Chicken Little,

Farmyard hero

Andy Roddick,

Tennis bridesmaid

Kevin Brown,

Forever available to play against the Whalebone

Ryan Savill,

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