COPSY & MOXY - our two posh cheps will show us how to interact socially

TWITCHERS' CORNER - the recent flooded outfield has seen many new feathered visitors at The Brow; Ray Clay helps us identify the different species

ABBERTON'S GOT TALENT - a local version of the bit TV show featuring the talents at our club

LOOKALIKES - Abberton players with their more famous lookalikes

WHOSE WILLY? - our roving cameraman has been busy in the showers; there will be a new appenditure to identify each week

PLAYERS' MOTHERS - a less controversial feature that Readers' Wives and with probabaly very few candidates (well, actually, just one!)

plus much, much more in the weeks to come